Social media friends, the Bedroom Bar and being a mistress

Social media friends, the Bedroom Bar and being a mistress: So...three years of hardish work, concentrating, analysing, a hell of a lot of reading and yellow highlighting - and finally I've graduated with my Masters Degree! Someone asked whether they should call me Master now !! of course not, I'm a woman!! Mistress...?? I know that makes some of you laugh.